Never having visited it I hadn’t realize how colossal the Louvre is. “Immense, gargantuan, magnificent” were words that came to mind as I strolled along its south and east sides. 

  “What unimaginable treasures must it contain!” I marvelled, knowing full well the likelihood of me perusing its collections was slight. 

  I don’t do lines and I don’t like crowds and I don’t like being herded through halls, corridors and whatnot. 

  All the world is a museum now! 

  But where are the Artists?