Remember when your mother would throw spinach, broccoli, and other such goodness into a blender with strawberries, blueberries, and fruity yogurt and spoon the flavourful mush into your mouth with a cheery colorful cartoon spoon? 

  Probably not. 

  But she did. 

  Sure, it was underhanded. It was also for your own good. 

  Well, welcome to the Omphalos Cafe!