Nah, just kidding. 

  Truth is I am constitutionally unfit to join anything. Probably even marriage, in retrospect.

  But I do love taking photos and go a little nuts these days over cameras. After all, I own five. Ok, six, counting my phone, which I took the above photo with. 

  Once an old friend asked me if I attended church. I replied only half in jest that yes I did, sort of.  Except, I said, in my church I was the Supreme Spiritual Leader and only member of the congregation. 

  I was obliquely referring to the Omphalos Cafe.